A bit about me...

So, I've introduced myself and I've exposed all my pieces to you, so now let me tell you about myself.

First and foremost, I am a LADY.  I prefer the terms "Your Highness" and "Queen Miley."  I am an avid bed ummaker and I will remind you when you stop petting me, even though you won't want to since I'm the softest greyhound in all the land. 

You need to know upfront that you don't make your bed very well.  I'm extremely proficient at bed making, in fact, I have to make foster mom's (FM) bed all the time.

FM had all the covers pulled up.
NO.  That is NOT how you do it.

 

Additionally, if your house doesn't have a roach problem, you're not doing it right.

A lady doesn't normally reveal her secrets, but here's a few of mine you should know:
I can sit!
I have severe thunder phobia (but I come equipped with a thunder shirt and some smelly stuff to help me calm down!)
I'm adorable.
I take treats gently.
I like to lay on the bathroom floor.
I like to lay on the bathroom floor especially when you're taking a shower and I think it's amusing when you try to step out of the shower and forget that I'm there.
I get along well with children and small dogs.
FM says that I'm a pretty good hair stylist when we go on car rides.
I will cuddle with you.
I groan when you rub my ears.
I'd rather be beside you than have a dog bed to myself.
I prefer to have a companion (dog or human, I'm not too picky).
PS.  Did I mention I sit?  Cause I do. 


So there you have it.  Those are the things you need to know about me.



Here's just some extra cute photos for you.

Me and my Fo-Bro/boyfriend (foster brother), Phil.